I've completely lost my mind... shocking? no, not really.

I knew the second the automated voice picked up that I was not gonna be happy.  The voice was annoying.  It was either a very effeminate male voice or it was an older female voice who had spent the majority of life smoking a pack a day.  Either way it was annoying.  The voice proceeded to tell me how bad cold weather was for water pipes and how the company was not authorized to light a pilot lights.  Ok.  Good info.  But I needed to pay my bill.  And it was the warmest day of the year.  Not really worrying about frozen pipes or unlight pilot lights, but ok… good info. 

Life lessons learned from Angry Birds

• The birds are angry because the pigs stole their eggs. Life lesson: Stealing is wrong. 
• A well placed bird bomb can do a lot of damage.  Hurtful actions and words carry a lot of weight in certain circumstances.  Always look at the “big” picture before you fire.
• Who knew pigs could be so mean.  And can build elaborate structures! Don’t under estimate people or their abilities.