Here is a discussion that the Hub and I had this morning. This is confirmation that he is not dedicated to protecting our family.
Me: Hey, you know what we need for the backyard?
Me: We need to build a little pond and put a bridge over it.
Me: Then we can get a troll to live under it.
Me: Wait... hear me out! Trolls keep away goats.
Me: Well just what exactly are we gonna do if there's a goat invasion?
Hub: silence... accompanied by a seething glare.
Me: Fine. But someone has to think about the children!
About 10 minutes later when the Hub left the house... I texted him this message:
Well I hope you're happy. I think I just saw a goat in our yard. Now can we have a troll?
He didn't answer. I assume this means a green light for the troll. I'm googling little wooden bridges right now.
oh sure... they're cute now. But how can you trust anything with those weird eyes? just sayin'