10. You wake from a sound sleep at 3:42 a.m. because you’ve forgotten to harvest your crops on Farmville. Then you remember with relief that you have unwither safely stored in your gift box. (whew! Crisis averted!).
9. All of a sudden your new boss looks eerily familiar. You begin to suspect he is that mob boss from Mafia Wars that’s been creepin’ on you.
8. You are completely convinced that you will survive a world-ending zombie attack based solely on the three Facebook quizzes that you’ve taken. (Rule no. 1, cardio – yes, a shout out to Zombieland fans– you know who you are).
7. You bribe your teenager to send you that last tool you need to finish your barn on Frontierville. That hammer was so worth $5!