Top 10 signs you’re a Facebook junkie:

10. You wake from a sound sleep at 3:42 a.m. because you’ve forgotten to harvest your crops on Farmville.  Then you remember with relief that you have unwither safely stored in your gift box. (whew! Crisis averted!).

9. All of a sudden your new boss looks eerily familiar.  You begin to suspect he is that mob boss from Mafia Wars that’s been creepin’ on you.  

8. You are completely convinced that you will survive a world-ending zombie attack based solely on the three Facebook quizzes that you’ve taken.  (Rule no. 1, cardio – yes, a shout out to Zombieland fans– you know who you are).

7. You bribe your teenager to send you that last tool you need to finish your barn on Frontierville.  That hammer was so worth $5! 

6.  Your cat on Petville has more furniture and wears more bling than you do. 

5.  You have over 500 Facebook friends, but only get a Christmas card from your Grandma.  But now Nana is now your bestie on “the facebook” so there goes this year’s card!

4. The only way you know where Thanksgiving dinner will be held this year is by Facebook posts.

3.  You live vicariously through Facebook photos of all your friends vacation rather than planning your own.   (Well, I see Europe is beautiful this time of year!)

2. You friend people you only casually knew in high school, but frequently send them hugs, kisses, gifts and pets through Facebook. 

1. You walk into a room and your five closest friends, your mom, and a therapist are all seated in a circle.  The opening statement is something like “we are all here because we love you”.